If I Knew How To Remove Facebook Friends I Would Start With You!

OK let me guess, you just got out of a meeting telling you about the latest and greatest product, the most lucrative comp. plan in the industry, the one that’s going to change everything. Your best friend dragged you in kicking and screaming but somehow you left the room ready to tell the whole world about your latest discovery.

Instead of the telling the whole world, you bombard your family and friends. You call your mom, your brother, your grandma, your aunt, and so on and so on.  After about 25 days you start to get discouraged.

You’re about to be billed for your first autoship. The best prospect you have is  your second cousin’s friend’s neighbor’s uncle who lives in a mental institution. He gave you a “maybe, I need to talk to my wife first.”

Unfortunately for you crazy Uncle Herbert has never been married and has been off his meds for a week!

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My Neighbor Is A Moron But He Makes Bank

Have you ever wondered how your next door neighbor, who runs over rocks with his lawn mower, who backs into his mailbox at least once a week, who for some reason painted his house yellow and turquoise, is pulling in well over 6 figures.

You joined the same company around the same time, heck you might have even signed him up.  You got the same training materials from your MLM, you have the same replicated website, you even have more facebook friends than him.

What in the world is going on? You’ve paid for advertisng, you give everyone you see a business card, you even bring 5 people a week to the hotel meetings.

Well your MORON neighbor has figured something out!

What is it? It’s simple.

To find out the difference between your idiot neighbor and you click here…

Do You Get A Three Hour Lunch?

If you work for the man I would guess the answer to that question is probably no. Let me tell you there is nothing better than the freedom to take a three hour lunch, the freedom to work a two hour day “just because you feel like it,” the freedom to take a break to look at your 4 year old daughter’s crayon drawn masterpiece.